I was forced…

… to write this post. Well, not really. It was kind of a “secret exchange” of sorts. My friend, known as Bob on the Net and [censored] in real life (this is sensitive information people, can’t have it getting spread around now can I?), has asked me to inform the general public about this awesome site (in which he’s ordering for me a zombie shirt, right?) in exchange for…well, you don’t need to know. Let’s just say it involved a lot of spam. ON GMAIL. (get your minds out of the gutter, okay?)

WOOT. shirt.woot to be exact.

Want graphic tees? Go to this site now and get some witty, sarcastic (not unlike yours truly) tees for $10-$15 each ($10 for the Shirt of the Day, the one you first see when you enter the site, and $15 for everything else) and best of all? Read my lips: FREE. SHIPPING. (well, it’s standard shipping at least, international and overnight shipping require an extra $5)

What else can I say about it? Oh yeah, once you order your first shirt, you’re automatically allowed to vote in the Derby where you vote for new designs that you want to be all over your front side.

So without any further ado, I present to you my top ten Woots of past and present. (warning: cute overload? possibly…)

10. Gone Fishing (aww, what a cutie pie)

9. Don’t Even Ask (another cute tshirt…seeing a pattern?)

8. An Exhaustive Guide to Cuts of Meat

7. Metric (for any Anglophiles)

6. Sissy Fight

5. The Domino Effect (oh gosh, I burst out laughing when I saw this one)

4. Unstealthiest Ninja (the looks on their faces…)

3. Rampage

2. Eatser Bunny (haha, punny)

1. Acquired Taste (the shirt that, ahem, someone’s supposed to order for me? *sparkly eyes*)

Listen to ;; Tonight Tonight by Hot Chellae Rae


Strike that pose, darling

YES. I finally ordered my things from Forever 21 and Charlotte Russe…now commencing 5-10 days of impatiently waiting for my package to come. (I really, really, really hope it comes in before Mother’s Day because part of my purchases were for my dear mother) Wanna see what I ordered? WAIT TIL THEY COME. (surprises are sweeter when you wait longer…if  you’re the one who has to wait)

Anyways, off topic again. This post isn’t about what I bought online (B-O-R-I-N-G). Nope. I went back to my friend’s house today and we had a photo shoot. (believe me, it’s not as easy as you think it is…so many freaking changes) BEWARE: ginormous amounts of images (FUN FUN FUN)

One slight problem: I’ll post up the brands of the clothes we’re wearing in a separate post later, error on my side, forgot to gather the brands as we took the pictures.


Oh and let me distinguish us. I’m the one with super-short hair (and mainly B&W outfits), Jen’s the one who’s wearing tank tops, and Lauren’s the one with the headphones or long-ish hair. If that’s still too confusing, check out our individuals in Photo set #1 and from left to right: Ash (me), Lauren, and Jen.

Photo set #1: Boy Bands Are So Over. It’s All About the Girls.

Photo set #2: Backyard Retro

Photo set #3: The Couch Scene

Photo set #4: “Girly” is a Very Vague Term

Listen to ;; Go Away by 2ne1

She’s indecisive, she can’t decide…


Anyways, moving onto the real topic of this post. Help me decide? (mainly meant for you Ishabel because stupid Facebook has a 420 character limit and this is 900 characters +) Anywho…I’m shopping at forever21.com and I need to choose a stinking graphic tee (well, I don’t need to but you know…)

Listen to ;; Eenie Meenie by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber

After two weeks of working on a project, you know whether it will work or not.

Such a true quote. Today I had to go to my friend’s house to work on a geometry project (and on spring break too!) in which we have to construct a chair made of ONLY cardboard and glue. Oh and it has to hold at least 150 lbs. And we haven’t started on it until today (I know, I know, we’re such horrible procrastinators…shame on us) But we’re almost completed, aren’t you proud? (What, do you want photographic proof? FINE. Come back tomorrow, my phone’s screwing with me right now)

After two weeks of working on a project, you know whether it will work or not.

– Bill Budge

As surprising as it was, it was actually quite fun due to the fact that I was working with two of my best friends and music was blasting from my friend’s pro stereo system (her dad has legit DJ equipment) and we were motivated by the promise of going to Cue if we were at least 75% done with the project by 3:30. Which we did. More than 75%, more like 85%. The only problem is the support and we ran out of glue sticks for the hot glue gun (Again, procrastination = lack of supplies) so we did go to Cue (You know, the fun photo place where you go in a booth with a green screen and you take a few pictures, decorate ’em, print ’em out, and take ’em home for about $10 a pop? Yeah. That place) and, of course, it was GREAT. (Think 5% pictures, 85% failing at that one claw machine, and 10% eating delicious crepes and dancing along to Korean songs playing in the cafe…at least my friends did while I pretended not to know them. But hey, we got 4 sheets of photos, great right?)

In addition to that, I was shopping at Target (again) and I MAY be going crazy. I bought not one, but THREE floral looking items there…my one saving grace: they look vintage enough to pass for something I would wear. And believe it or not, two of those things are from the girl’s section, not Juniors, but girls. And they’re size 12…BUT HEY. I CAN STILL FIT INTO A SMALL AT THE JUNIORS SECTION ALRIGHT? (no, in case you’re wondering, I’m NOT anorexic nor do I have an eating disorder, I am naturally small, not tiny, but merely small, and believe me, sometimes it’s frustrating when I see the perfect dress but they don’t carry it in my size. And blame it on the genes, my mother’s small too, at least I’m average-ish height. 5’3 at 102lbs. all good, right?)

(And believe me, the pants fit better than they look)

Now for the BEST news (best for last!) Kat Madamba recently posted up a new video on her YouTube channel and it’s a basic DIY-your-shirt thing and I gave it a spin on my “tshirt-turned-pajama” and it rocked SO much I actually wear my Little Miss Stubborn shirt out more. Hell to the YEAH. Don’t thank me, thank HER. Oh and see her beast pictures (yes, even more beast than mine)


Claire’s beanie, Papaya necklace, Old Navy tank top, DIY’ed tshirt, Anchor Blue jeans

And then Kat’s pic. Told ya, more pro then I am. She’s careful while I just snip, snip, snip away at my poor little shirt.

Listen to ;; Skyway Avenue by We the Kings

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

Alright so the title should describe this blog completely. I had a blog on Blogger and I still haven’t found my comfort spot so I’m moving it around until I’ve settled down completely. (I know, bad blogging habits, but that’s me)

❝ Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

Seneca, Roman philosopher ❞

As a message to any readers of mine, thank you for your patience. I’ll get to where I should be soon. Really soon.